Carnevale

pseudophan:

HERE is the full version of the current pottermore sorting quiz with all the possible questions gathered into one. the only real way of finding out which house you’re really in

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ambular-d:

jackhawksmoor:

sawsbuck:

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

well shit

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

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levynite:

sleepwalkingdragon:

actual-dalish-mastermind:

dancinginthecenteroftheworld:

when-in-doubt-sing:

millennial-review:

I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.

Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you

Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to. 

I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick.  His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized.  It was pretty awesome.

this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”

this is proper chivalry

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scalamander-eyes:

Eddie Redmayne being a pride hufflepuff! ♡

havenfable:

Otherwise known as someone should take away my copy of mincing mockingbirds.

Kaladin

Shallan

Dalinar

Jasnah

Lift

Renarin

Lopen

Szeth

Elhokar

Bonus! Blackthorn!Dalinar and Nightblood below the cut

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Blackthorn

Nightblood

castastic-trench-coat:

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

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moghedien:

Artemis and Apollo are 1) archery gods, 2) twins, and 3) immortal so they definitely regularly just shoot each other in response to like, bad puns and other incredibly petty shit

Lol seems legit

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worldsworstfather:

me after being shot by a sniper: hit or miss…i guess they never miss; h uh,

person who hired the hitman to snipe me: *voice crackling over the two-way radio* shoot him again

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